Thursday, December 31, 2009

Lightning Bench Coach Retires

The only Bench Coach that the Lightning have known left Philly with the Team, but didn't follow them to Wichita.

Instead Bobby Becker moved to Miami.

"I couldn't be happier," said Becker, "I get to spend every day with my family and kids."

Many in the organization had pushed for Bobby's firing after the team flamed out early in last years playoffs. Although GM zhawks stood steadfastly behind his teams Bench Coach to the Media, there were rumors that behind closed doors Becker had been told he was on a short leash.

"I went out on my own terms," Becker stated in his press release, "I didn't lock any players in the closet or get pushed out due to poor performance, this one was on me."

Becker had never won less then 95 games for the Lightning (94 for his career) and had 583 career wins, 489 for the Lightning and one AL pennant.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Alternative Energy Solutions aquires Black Lightning

In a surprise move the commissioners office approved the sale of the Black Lightning to AES out of Wichita, KS. The club was promptly relocated and moved to the state of Kansas, where division rival Kansas City Black and Blue Brachiosaurus are also located.

In a press release earlier today GM zhawks stated "We are happy to be moving to a great city, but sad to leave one as well."

The team did not say openly why the move took place, although a club insider, who asked to remain anonymous, did say "The city was restless after having very little success and past ownership, the Philadelphia Inquirer , was having trouble meeting financial obligations after dealing out huge contracts the past few seasons."

The Franchise won 489 games and five division titles in five seasons in Philly.

Stay tuned as more from this story develops.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Heros & Chumps League Championships (Season 6)

Salem over Montreal (4-1)

Hero: Chad Lamb, Salem's staff Ace, took the mound in Game 1, and deciding game 5, going 8 innings a piece while giving up only 1 earned run. He did allow 3 additional runs to cross the plate in game 3, 2 the direct result of errors in the field, while the 3rd was taked on following one of the errors. In those 16 innings, he allowed only 10 hits, 6 walks while striking out 11 of Montreal's hitters.

Chump: Pat Politte, Montreal's dominating lefty, took the mound in games 2 & 5, lasting only 6 & 5 innings respectively while giving up 7 hits a piece, and 5 runs a piece. For a man who's name is often mentioned in the Cy Young race, and deservadly so, this postseason would best be forgotten.

Syracuse over Little Rock (3-2)

Hero: Sergei Hollandsworth earned all of his 1.8 millon dollar salary as Syracuse's bench coach in these playoffs. Down 0-2 to New York, Hollandsworth inspired his players for 3 straight wins to come back and steal that series. Down 0-2 to Little Rock, Syracuse again bounced back to win 3 straight, then a series clinching game 7 to win the series. Hollandsworth smooth handling of the personalities w/n the Cuse's locker room tempered the fustration with early defeats and paved the way for come backs in both series (Translation, in such an up & down series, no one really stood out individually)

Chump: For the 2nd straight season, Syracuse's opposing training staff in the NL championship round earned chump status for failing to keep their players properrly stretched and loosing multiple players to series ending injury. If 18 millon in training wasn't enough for Boise last season on Syracuse's poorly maintained playing diamonds, Little Rock's 13 million wasn't going to cut it either. Message to NL contenders for next season, if you want to get past the Cuse, be preparred to drop 20 millon on your training department or chance having the Don of Syracuse take out your players one by one.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Heros and Goats (Round 2)

Thanks to thanksgiving, Round 1 won't be coming, and Round 2 is delayed, but better late than never:

Montreal over Trenton (3-0)

Hero: When you outscore the opponent 25-7 in a 3 game sweep, pinpointing a series here is like shooting fish in a barrel. Potential league MVP Andy Clayton however stood a little taller than his teammates in the series. Despite an 0-4 showing in the series clinching game, Andy knocked out 3 homers, crossing the plate 6 times and gathering 7 rbi while setting the pace thru the first 2 games. He started the scoring both games, with a solo shot in game 1 and a 3 run dinger in the home half of game #2.

Goat: It would be a bit unfair to pin all of Trenton's blame on the shoulders of Hugh Collins, however after 3 dominate innings in the 1st round series verse Jacksonville, Hugh gave up 5 earned runs in 3.1 innings over 2 appearances vs Montreal. He also allowed 2 inherited runners to cross the plate in game 1, turning a tight 4-2 (2-2 at the start of the inning) game into a 6-2 blowout with Montreal squarely in command of the opening game. Hugh still projects as a solid setup man for his major league career, hopefully this is not his Rick Ankiel moment.

Salem over Kansas City (3-2)

Hero: Keith Bagwell. Despite spending his entire season in the starting rotation, Keith slide over to the bullpen for the 1st series, awaiting his starting spot in the Divisional championships. Keith responded well, providing 5.1 innings of 1 run relief.

Goat: Jerry Hayes has had a series to forget. After getting trashed for 9 earned runs in his only appearance in the series vs Philly, Hayes spotted Salem 5 runs in the 1st inning of the series opening game. Showing a bit of veteran poise, Jerry managed to string together 4 solid innings after the 1st inning debacle before turning things over to the pen. Taking his bounce back, Jerry demanded the ball in the deciding game 5. Things looked promising thru the first couple, while Jerry gave up only 1 hit, however holding tight to a 1-0 lead, Jerry cruised a meatball down the middle of the plate that Angel Valdes crushed for just his 2nd major league home run and turned the tide. KC would bounce back to tie the game the next inning, but Hick Hartley promotly lifted one over the fences to lead of Salem's half of the 4th inning, then putting the final nails in the coffin, back to back doubles by Hartley and Arnold drove in 2 more runs. Game, set, match. For his 3 game playoff run, Jerry gave up 19 runs.

Syracuse over New York (3-2)

Hero: After falling behind 2 games to none to begin round 2, Syracuse rebounded strong, outscoring the Evil Empire 22-8 over the final 3. No one came up bigger over the final 3 than second baseman Ryan Carr. Ryan drove in 9 runs for the series, including 6 over the final 2 games and a decisive bases clearing 3 run double in game 5.

Goat: Carlos Zubaran came to the plate 20 times in this series. Carlos managed 4 walks, but had as many hits as you and I, and the exact same number of rbi. Hoping to erase the bad taste out of his mouth following last seasons 1 rbi, 0 run showing in the playoffs, Zubaran did nothing this series to convince the Evil Empire to extend his deal beyond next season. This is the 2nd straight season Zubaran's season has come to an end in Chump Status.

Little Rock over San Diego (3-1)

Hero: Little Rock had plenty of competition to choose for this spot, but perhaps none stood bigger than Little Rock third bagger Vic Sosa. Vic opened the series w/ a 2 run homer to start the scoring in a game 1 victory, then ended game 3 w/ a solo shot in the 11th to give Little Rock a 2-1 series lead. For the Series, Vic batted .306 with 9 rbi. Following last season's chump award in the playoffs, Sosa has put Little Rock on his back and hopes to carry them to the world series despite mounting injuries to the pitching staff and lineup.

Goat: San Diego's offense. The pitching was far less than perfect, but with a number of hitters under the mendoza line at series end, San Diego may be shopping for a new hitting coach next year, or at least a good team psychologist.